James

30 September 2008 @ 11:07 am

I guess Holden fell asleep watching discovery health last night?

Thats how it seemed when I came down this morning at least.
I spent all day yesterday with Isetta in the studio (day 1)
doing pre production on all of our songs. Re-writing a few parts, taking stuff out, adding parts etc... Recording is fun!
I'll be there everyday this week finishing it all up.

On a different subject I used to have this really awesome bubble bath machine. It mounted to the outside of my tub, and I'd plug it in and this really intense humming noise would kick on.
But oh the bubbles that it made! Turning my small attic bathroom into something to marvel over!!
Not quite, but I loved it. It ended up breaking, it was already old enough. From the 70's I believe. I have no clue where to find another one, I really miss it. Baths haven't been the same.

I came across this, It really reminds me of..

Tags: baby birth, health, holden

Current Location: home

Current Mood:

loved

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05 September 2008 @ 07:00 pm

Checking out my Ink?

Well I finally got my top row of braces on. 22 year old scruffy guy with braces here, any takers? :]

I'll be terrorizing a few scene fag parties around baltimore tonight.
Colby and James reunion, as well as my drummer Justin and I believe John. I might as well since me and Northern VA don't really mix well anymore haha.
Somehow while at a VA party last week a fight started with me and 4 other guys. Thank goodness that was short lived.
Then I came back and beat up Isettas ex guitar player, little Aaron, aka Buckle Boy.
For good reasons.
Apparently Aaron is the governor of Virginia and said I'm not allowed back in Virginia. I appreciate a ban being placed on me. I'm pretty sure I'll end up around there anyway as soon as something fun comes up.
Maybe he'll learn how to fight by then.

Some band news:
Isetta recordings are taking soooooo long. We had a really shitty engineer we were working with at first.
Drums were done but after a month went by and him being 'too booked' to let us back in the studio too finish any recordings we cut our ties with him. His name is Mike B and hes very unprofessional.
We lost our deposit money too:(

Having recordings finished before the new year seems worth it though [ ;
But, our new producer is really rad, and we have a week straight booked for the end of September/Early October and the project should turn out awesome.

I have a job interview tomorrow, if I nail it I get paid $25 an hr to teach guitar.

Current Location: home

Current Mood:

chipper

Current Music: television, the band.

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29 August 2008 @ 04:04 am

define selfless

My only motivation for dealing with life,
is just to stay around for the happiness of others.

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24 May 2008 @ 02:37 am

Gator boots

Guitar center: I came, I saw, I conquered....and then left immediately. Retail is just not for me, especially when I have to drive an hour to and from work and essentially just break even when the cost of gas/time is factored in (and as we all know, time is money). Ivy and I have almost been dating a year! I'm still really into booyah-ing her all night.

Isetta has a new band member. His name is Aaron, in addition to being a fairly sick guitar player he has an incredible array of belt buckles. We had one terrible show at Jaxx, but it's not getting me down. Let's put it this way, we got banned. We're playing another show in Virginia tomorrow, one in Waldorf the following weekend, and then a festival in Pennsylvania.

I think that just about covers it. I'm going upstairs to touch my girlfriend inappropriately now.

Shreddy out.

booyah-ing (v) to insert one's (often a babybear's) erect member into an orifice of a babyhead. it rules. too bad you'll never do it.

Oh yeah, my girlfriend's conehead toothed, twat of a sister tried running her ugly little mouth about me to my girlfriend. If you don't know me keep my name out of your mouth, stick to filling it with Justin Bruces penis.Thx.

Current Mood:

druggy

Current Music: still fly

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27 January 2008 @ 07:35 pm

Things I want to go over

Isetta has a van! It's called Vanna Montana (my extremely clever girlfriend came up with that one). Yes, the scummiest band on earth is mobile and hoping to play at a venue near you. We've pretty much been up to the same old shit, lately. Raging, you know. Mat Cabral (you may know him from his days as an Argentinian pro-skater/Zorro-esque swashbuckler) and myself crashed a party full of saucy gators on the back of Batuke. We thought we would do the hostess a favor by throwing her trash out, but she didn't appreciate our efforts...especially when those efforts ended up in a tree :(

Then it was off to the dick convention!

Well, I lost my job at Fort Knox, but I'm currently doing what I like: not working. This leaves me with plenty of time to dream dreams about Volvette, my 8-cylinder love. All of the street cred a Corvette with the reasonable insurance rates of a Volvo. There's no way ol' C-button Cabral's going to beat me in his paltry GTO or whatever it was he's trying to buy for $1000.

I'm going to Katsucon with Ivy. She's making me dress like a brolita pirate, or something, but on the bright side I also get a full-body gigantic Domokun costume, from behind which I can safely make fun of THE NERDS at NERDCON 08.

booyah,
shreddy out.

Current Location: muckle

Current Mood:

full

Current Music: rock of love 2

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06 December 2007 @ 09:58 am

wheres the crack?

Yesterday Mat and Holden came to have fun at my work. Which was really just abusing the golf cart we have here. But it was more fun than my usual office sitting and working. Mat went to work and left Holden at work with me. Later Joel gruesum and Ryan from Apathy for the Dead came by.

Despite the intense amount of snow falling we all ended up going to Mats bar. It was slow there so we drank until they closed early. Afterwords, armed with a guitar and most of Isetta, and Ryan, we decided to play for money on the streets of DC. First we played the local bum park, which was pretty cool. One bum had a harmonica, and me and him played a set together for a little bit. I handed him the guitar and tried to play some shred type jazz riffs. Since it was still snowing a ton I ended up being too cold to stay at the park. That gig was non paying.

Our second gig was in the DC metro at Mcpherson square. It was warmer, we played our best single "wheres the crack", and a few others until metro security came and kicked us out. We were able to play a full set before they were onto us though. The crowd response was barely decent. We had a few fans though, I think..

Then the last gig of the night, we played on the street for a bit, we closed with "I wanna be a homosexual" then just called it a night.

Mat crashed his car due to some ice, while driving Joel, Holden, and Myself home. First the right side hit the guard rail, then we slid to the left side and hit the other rail. I told Mat just keep on driving, since his tags are dead and probably would have gone to jail for it. Then as we were driving away, after bouncing around, we saw flashing lights behind us. I guess a cop saw us crash twice and keep driving, he tried to pull us over but Mat gunned it and out ran him. Or so it goes in Mat Cabral land.

I miss babyhead.

The End.

Tags: wheres the crack

Current Location: w3rk

Current Mood:

happy

Current Music: 'You won't know' - Brand New.

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21 November 2007 @ 01:43 pm

clown happy gun hat

I'm at work playing 'Call of Duty4' on my DS. Ivy got it for me and it rules[:
I'm thankful for my job, how do you like that Thanksgiving??? I have an office; I listen to my music, surf the web, play my DS, write songs, and ohhh...work. I like it here mostly.

Last night I remembered a time where I was completely equal with my peers. Everybody had their same tasks to complete; all resulting in planning for the not sooooo distant future. I've got in touch with a few of those peers and have realized I've fallen behind. They've beat me to the quality of life that I wish I were at right now. Now I feel like catching up, I'll put that on my 'to do' list. At least girlfriend still rules[:

My group of friends actually had 'drama'; hahaha pretty crazy. Mostly a bunch of guys with an occasional girlfriend thrown into the mix. I guess it was kind of band related, and bum related. It looks to be over right now though. Aaaand speaking of it, Isetta is still kicking; a few more shows coming up soon. We're all waiting on getting a van/bus so we can start going out with some of our new found grind friends. Mostly looking at smaller short bus' on ebay. Hopefully we'll get something with a wheelchair lift, by winter break; since that is when the talk of touring is.

I think I found my new tattoo idea,, here we go

Give me feedback on that idea.

Tags: grandmas t rex arm

Current Location: w3rk

Current Music: Daughters- hell songs cd

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21 October 2007 @ 09:07 pm

I don't have an elbow.

First, the good news: Isetta played their first show, our tracks are finally finished, and Mat Cabral is our new bassist. He smells, but he doesn't stink.

Now the bad: I have a gaping wound where my elbow used to be due to an unfortunate meeting with a brown recluse spider. It's painful and full of pus...I have to pull it out with a pair of tweezers, sometimes.

On the plus side, I have paid time off of work since that's where the travesty occurred.

We're giving Mat a crash course in being in Isetta, so right now he's living at my house, eating all my food, sleeping in my parents' bed, and trying to buy my shoes...just like Holden! We're moving out together in a month and then I will be moving in with my wonderful girlfriend in 6. That's the plan, at least. I love her a lot, she's like slave labor and great sex rolled into one. Also, she is a princess.

Today we were driving and I saw the Bat mobile! The classic batman version from the old tv show. It had pipes and a bubble-dome...thing. I caught up with it and saw that the license plate read: "Daron Cloud: Blackman". The man driving it was, indeed, black.

Current Mood:

sick

Current Music: Miami Vice

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12 September 2007 @ 09:44 am

Ta Ta suckers

I'm at work, hung over from an Urkel Jerks practice. Those usually involve close to an hour of music, then tons of drinking. Exactally how last night went down. Mat came over with Vinny and Holden and we got down to it. I love the Urkel Jerks.

So this story came up the other day and I want to share it with everyone,

When I was 14 I ventured over to a random kids house with a few friends. Pokemon trading was the main agenda, cards of course. My friends were pushing a pretty hard bargain with the random kid, (we'll call him William) a bargain probably for a blastoids or something like that. William started to panic, not wanting to trade, what was probably a bad deal on his part. So he ducked inside his house for a moment, leaving us on the porch of his house. Suddenly the garage door opened and out comes william, On a Bicycle. As he comes racing out of the garage, pedaling off into the distance he calls out "ta ta suckers", in his smug little Willaim voice. LIke hes some kind of evil villain escaping using his secret exit route, leaving us in the dust. I suppose he was looking for the 'run into the other room, vanish into the revolving bookcase, speeding off in a jet boat down his own private canal' effect. Well he tried his best. An automatic garage door and a Huffy 5 speed isn't too shabby I suppose. We just sat there, he circled the block once, came back and found us still there. I guess he expected us to be gone. He should have just rode off to hide out in his fortress of Doom, rather to return home. Ohhh Willaim.. Foiled again!!

Anyway, Things haven't been eventful lately. I work full time. ummm More Isetta recording stuff, plus talk of shows and such. I spend pretty much all my free time with band stuff, watching fake snuff films, or with my wonderful girlfriend. Sometimes all three things at once!

Probably the main highlight of the past week or so was the Demolition Derby that me and Ivy went to. Some one please help me get into riding in one. It ruled, I'd love to plan another trip to it again, with lots of good friends.

I'm still sitting on 24's, because they are not on my car, so I can't say "I'm riding 24's", yet.
That will come soon, hopefully. I could really use some street cred.

Current Location: werk, upple muckle

Current Music: Jaguar Love

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27 August 2007 @ 03:48 pm

Dear Livejournal,

Im at Ivys house, I finally decided after about 4 days of having her that I could finally take her home. Leaving her at my house waiting for my return was becoming a habit. Today is our 3 month anaversary of dating each other(:
Sometimes I find myself being mean to her, or sometimes being controlling. I hate it, but I catch myself so I should be able to get a grasp. I love her.

But anyway, Isetta news..
We did make it to the studio in enough time to end up with 3 songs recorded. Well at least all the drum tracks, vocals mostly being done, and one guitar track. Thats great news considering we thought we would maybe get two songs doen. We should have the whole process of mixing and mastering done soon. I think we all agreed on doing a cardboard cd sleve packaging to sell them as EPs.

So other than all that Ive just been loving my girlfriend, sometimes in a hateful manner(;
And also working. I

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22 August 2007 @ 09:29 pm

Dear Livejournal,

I am currently dictating this entry to my girlfriend while I pace around my living room clutching a guitar to my chest. Dictating with my mind.

Here are the current events in my life:

Recording with my band, Isetta, on Saturday.
I feel terrible that I can't fit in Urkle Jerks practice this week, but I'm real busy with recording.
I recently discovered that you can order Chipotle online and then walk-in and pick it up. That's cool.
XJUSTINX got a blowjob from his girlfriend.
The waterfowl has been in hiding recently.

Babyship has been postponed until further notice, however we will be making practice runs with the creation of babyship for the next n years. Speaking of sex, some girl in SLC wants me to pee in her. She obviously heard about the healing properties of my urine from one of my myspace bulletins. I'd do it, but I'm in a commited relationship with my beautiful, sexy, intelligent girlfriend and her wonderfully small vagina, IVY!.
CHOCOLATE RAIN! Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah CHOCOLATE RAIN!

Current Location: UPPLE MUCKLE!

Current Mood:

chipper

Current Music: "Chocolate Rain - Melodic Death Metal"

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